An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For

As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard Work For Which You Do Not Get Paid.

Until You Go To Kentucky And With Your Own Eyes Behold The Derby, You Ain't Never Been Nowhere And You Ain't Seen Nothin'!

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.