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A Woman May Have A Witty Tongue Or A Stinging Pen But She Will Never Laugh At Her Own Individual Shortcomings.

Of All American Cities Of Whatever Size The Most Friendly On Preliminary Inspection, And On Further Acquaintance The Most Likable. The Happiest-hearted, The Gayest, The Most Care-free City On This Continent.

A Funeral Eulogy Is A Belated Plea For The Defense Delivered After The Evidence Is All In.

As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard Work For Which You Do Not Get Paid.

Until You Go To Kentucky And With Your Own Eyes Behold The Derby, You Ain't Never Been Nowhere And You Ain't Seen Nothin'!