If A Woman Likes Another Woman, She's

If A Woman Likes Another Woman, She's Cordial. If She Doesn't Like Her, She's Very Cordial.

As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard Work For Which You Do Not Get Paid.

A Woman May Have A Witty Tongue Or A Stinging Pen But She Will Never Laugh At Her Own Individual Shortcomings.

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.