Golf - A Young Man's Vice And

Golf - A Young Man's Vice And An Old Man's Penance.

If A Woman Likes Another Woman, She's Cordial. If She Doesn't Like Her, She's Very Cordial.

If Writers Were Good Businessmen, They'd Have Too Much Sense To Be Writers.

To Be Born In Kentucky Is A Heritage; To Brag About It Is A Habit; To Appreciate It Is A Virtue.

Middle Age: When You Begin To Exchange Your Emotions For Symptoms.