Golf - A Young Man's Vice And

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.

You Had To Hate The Colonel A Whole Lot To Keep From Loving Him.

As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard Work For Which You Do Not Get Paid.

Men Are Vain; But They Won't Mind Women Working So Long As They Get Smaller Wages For The Same Job.

Golf - A Young Man's Vice And An Old Man's Penance.