Golf - A Young Man's Vice And

Middle Age: When You Begin To Exchange Your Emotions For Symptoms.

To Be Born In Kentucky Is A Heritage; To Brag About It Is A Habit; To Appreciate It Is A Virtue.

Of All American Cities Of Whatever Size The Most Friendly On Preliminary Inspection, And On Further Acquaintance The Most Likable. The Happiest-hearted, The Gayest, The Most Care-free City On This Continent.

Men Are Vain; But They Won't Mind Women Working So Long As They Get Smaller Wages For The Same Job.

A Woman May Have A Witty Tongue Or A Stinging Pen But She Will Never Laugh At Her Own Individual Shortcomings.