Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its

You Had To Hate The Colonel A Whole Lot To Keep From Loving Him.

If I Wanted To Go Crazy I Would Do It In Washington Because It Would Not Be Noticed

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.

Golf - A Young Man's Vice And An Old Man's Penance.

To Be Born In Kentucky Is A Heritage; To Brag About It Is A Habit; To Appreciate It Is A Virtue.