To Be Born In Kentucky Is A

I've Just Learned About His Illness. Let's Hope It's Nothing Trivial.

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

Reelfoot Is, And Has Always Been, A Lake Of Mystery.in Places It Is Bottomless. Other Places The Skeletons Of The Cypress-trees That Went Down When The Earth Sank, Still Stand Upright So That If The Sun Shines From The Right Quarter, And The Water Is Less Muddy Than Common, A Man, Peering Face Downward Into Its Depths, Sees, Or Thinks He Sees, Down Below Him The Bare Top-limbs Upstretching Like Drowned Men's Fingers, All Coated With The Mud Of Years And Bandaged With Pennons Of The Green Lake Slime.

As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard Work For Which You Do Not Get Paid.

You Had To Hate The Colonel A Whole Lot To Keep From Loving Him.