If I Wanted To Go Crazy I

Men Are Vain; But They Won't Mind Women Working So Long As They Get Smaller Wages For The Same Job.

Reelfoot Is, And Has Always Been, A Lake Of Mystery.in Places It Is Bottomless. Other Places The Skeletons Of The Cypress-trees That Went Down When The Earth Sank, Still Stand Upright So That If The Sun Shines From The Right Quarter, And The Water Is Less Muddy Than Common, A Man, Peering Face Downward Into Its Depths, Sees, Or Thinks He Sees, Down Below Him The Bare Top-limbs Upstretching Like Drowned Men's Fingers, All Coated With The Mud Of Years And Bandaged With Pennons Of The Green Lake Slime.

A Woman May Have A Witty Tongue Or A Stinging Pen But She Will Never Laugh At Her Own Individual Shortcomings.

You Had To Hate The Colonel A Whole Lot To Keep From Loving Him.

If Writers Were Good Businessmen, They'd Have Too Much Sense To Be Writers.