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If A Woman Likes Another Woman, She's Cordial. If She Doesn't Like Her, She's Very Cordial.

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

To Be Born In Kentucky Is A Heritage; To Brag About It Is A Habit; To Appreciate It Is A Virtue.

If I Wanted To Go Crazy I Would Do It In Washington Because It Would Not Be Noticed

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.