As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard

I've Just Learned About His Illness. Let's Hope It's Nothing Trivial.

If Writers Were Good Businessmen, They'd Have Too Much Sense To Be Writers.

To Be Born In Kentucky Is A Heritage; To Brag About It Is A Habit; To Appreciate It Is A Virtue.

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

Of All American Cities Of Whatever Size The Most Friendly On Preliminary Inspection, And On Further Acquaintance The Most Likable. The Happiest-hearted, The Gayest, The Most Care-free City On This Continent.