You Become What You Think. You Are

When You Get Past Fifty, You Have To Decide Whether To Keep Your Face Or Your Figure. I Kept My Face.

My Heroines Are Always Virgins. They Never Go To Bed Without A Ring On Their Fingers; Not Until Page 118 At Least.

To Sleep Around Is Absolutely Wrong For A Woman; It's Degrading And It Completely Ruins Her Personality. Sooner Or Later It Will Destroy All That Is Feminine And Beautiful And Idealistic In Her.

I'll Keep Going Till My Face Falls Off.

I Would Love To Employ A Man, But How Can I Possibly Give A Man Dictation From The Bath?