You Become What You Think. You Are

When You Get Past Fifty, You Have To Decide Whether To Keep Your Face Or Your Figure. I Kept My Face.

I Always Wear Boot Polish On My Eyelashes, Because I Am A Very Emotional Person And It Doesn't Run When I Cry.

Good Must Triumph Over Evil. It Usually Does In Life And In Any Case It's Bad For Young People To Believe It Doesn't.

You Become What You Think. You Are What You Eat.

A Woman Should Say: 'have I Made Him Happy? Is He Satisfied? Does He Love Me More Than He Loved Me Before? Is He Likely To Go To Bed With Another Woman?' If He Does, Then It's The Wife's Fault Because She Is Not Trying To Make Him Happy.