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Among Men, Sex Sometimes Results In Intimacy; Among Women, Intimacy Sometimes Results In Sex.

Every Woman Dreams Of Love. When She Is Young She Prays She Will Find It. When She Is Middle Aged She Hopes For It And When She Is Old She Remembers It.

To Sleep Around Is Absolutely Wrong For A Woman; It's Degrading And It Completely Ruins Her Personality. Sooner Or Later It Will Destroy All That Is Feminine And Beautiful And Idealistic In Her.

As Long As The Plots Keep Arriving From Outer Space, I'll Go On With My Virgins.

Love Is Next To Godliness With Certain Safeguards.