I'll Keep Going Till My Face Falls

I Consider Myself An Expert On Love, Sex And Health. Without Health You Can Have Very Little Of The Other Two.

The Reason Why Englishmen Are The Best Husbands In The World Is Because They Want To Be Faithful. A Frenchman Or An Italian Will Wake Up In The Morning And Wonder What Girl He Will Meet. An Englishman Wakes Up And Wonders What The Cricket Score Is.

A Man Will Teach His Wife What Is Needed To Arouse His Desires. And There Is No Reason For A Woman To Know Any More Than What Her Husband Is Prepared To Teach Her. If She Gets Married Knowing Far Too Much About What She Wants And Doesn't Want Then She Will Be Ready To Find Fault With Her Husband.

A Historical Romance Is The Only Kind Of Book Where Chastity Really Counts.

I Always Wear Boot Polish On My Eyelashes, Because I Am A Very Emotional Person And It Doesn't Run When I Cry.