I'll Keep Going Till My Face Falls

I Would Love To Employ A Man, But How Can I Possibly Give A Man Dictation From The Bath?

As Long As The Plots Keep Arriving From Outer Space, I'll Go On With My Virgins.

Every Woman Dreams Of Love. When She Is Young She Prays She Will Find It. When She Is Middle Aged She Hopes For It And When She Is Old She Remembers It.

A Man Will Teach His Wife What Is Needed To Arouse His Desires. And There Is No Reason For A Woman To Know Any More Than What Her Husband Is Prepared To Teach Her. If She Gets Married Knowing Far Too Much About What She Wants And Doesn't Want Then She Will Be Ready To Find Fault With Her Husband.

A Historical Romance Is The Only Kind Of Book Where Chastity Really Counts.