I Would Love To Employ A Man,

Every Woman Dreams Of Love. When She Is Young She Prays She Will Find It. When She Is Middle Aged She Hopes For It And When She Is Old She Remembers It.

The Right Diet Directs Sexual Energy Into The Parts That Matter.

Every Man Has Been Brought Up With The Idea That Decent Women Don't Pop In And Out Of Bed; He Has Always Been Told By His Mother That "nice Girls Don't." He Finds, Of Course, When He Gets Older That This May Be Untrue-but Only In A Certain Section Of Society.

The Reason Why Englishmen Are The Best Husbands In The World Is Because They Want To Be Faithful. A Frenchman Or An Italian Will Wake Up In The Morning And Wonder What Girl He Will Meet. An Englishman Wakes Up And Wonders What The Cricket Score Is.

The Great Majority Of People In England And America Are Modest, Decent And Pure-minded And The Amount Of Virgins In The World Today Is Stupendous.