Among Men, Sex Sometimes Results In Intimacy;

The Reason Why Englishmen Are The Best Husbands In The World Is Because They Want To Be Faithful. A Frenchman Or An Italian Will Wake Up In The Morning And Wonder What Girl He Will Meet. An Englishman Wakes Up And Wonders What The Cricket Score Is.

After Forty A Woman Has To Choose Between Losing Her Figure Or Her Face. My Advice Is To Keep Your Face, And Stay Sitting Down.

I Always Wear Boot Polish On My Eyelashes, Because I Am A Very Emotional Person And It Doesn't Run When I Cry.

I Would Love To Employ A Man, But How Can I Possibly Give A Man Dictation From The Bath?

I Consider Myself An Expert On Love, Sex And Health. Without Health You Can Have Very Little Of The Other Two.