Love Is Next To Godliness With Certain

After Forty A Woman Has To Choose Between Losing Her Figure Or Her Face. My Advice Is To Keep Your Face, And Stay Sitting Down.

When You Get Past Fifty, You Have To Decide Whether To Keep Your Face Or Your Figure. I Kept My Face.

I Always Wear Boot Polish On My Eyelashes, Because I Am A Very Emotional Person And It Doesn't Run When I Cry.

To Sleep Around Is Absolutely Wrong For A Woman; It's Degrading And It Completely Ruins Her Personality. Sooner Or Later It Will Destroy All That Is Feminine And Beautiful And Idealistic In Her.

Every Man Has Been Brought Up With The Idea That Decent Women Don't Pop In And Out Of Bed; He Has Always Been Told By His Mother That "nice Girls Don't." He Finds, Of Course, When He Gets Older That This May Be Untrue-but Only In A Certain Section Of Society.