Love Is Next To Godliness With Certain

France Is The Only Place Where You Can Make Love In The Afternoon Without People Hammering On Your Door.

My Heroines Are Always Virgins. They Never Go To Bed Without A Ring On Their Fingers; Not Until Page 118 At Least.

A Woman Should Say: 'have I Made Him Happy? Is He Satisfied? Does He Love Me More Than He Loved Me Before? Is He Likely To Go To Bed With Another Woman?' If He Does, Then It's The Wife's Fault Because She Is Not Trying To Make Him Happy.

The Reason Why Englishmen Are The Best Husbands In The World Is Because They Want To Be Faithful. A Frenchman Or An Italian Will Wake Up In The Morning And Wonder What Girl He Will Meet. An Englishman Wakes Up And Wonders What The Cricket Score Is.

After Forty A Woman Has To Choose Between Losing Her Figure Or Her Face. My Advice Is To Keep Your Face, And Stay Sitting Down.