Love Is Next To Godliness With Certain

The Reason Why Englishmen Are The Best Husbands In The World Is Because They Want To Be Faithful. A Frenchman Or An Italian Will Wake Up In The Morning And Wonder What Girl He Will Meet. An Englishman Wakes Up And Wonders What The Cricket Score Is.

When You Get Past Fifty, You Have To Decide Whether To Keep Your Face Or Your Figure. I Kept My Face.

As Long As The Plots Keep Arriving From Outer Space, I'll Go On With My Virgins.

Among Men, Sex Sometimes Results In Intimacy; Among Women, Intimacy Sometimes Results In Sex.

My Heroines Are Always Virgins. They Never Go To Bed Without A Ring On Their Fingers; Not Until Page 118 At Least.