With Two Small Children, I Haven't Had

Anybody Who Has Had The Pleasure Of Reading An Article About Themselves In The Press, Knows That On The Whole, There Is A Huge Amount Of Inaccuracy, Value Judgment And The Use Of A Crowbar To Insert Editorial Bias That Reflects The Current Political Leaning Of That Particular Paper.

Let's Face It: I Am Not A Professional Runner.

Who Do I Like? I Am A Big Fan Of French And Saunders - Not That That They Are Particularly Stand-up I Have To Say, But I Think They Have Been Great For Women And They Are Of Themselves Just Incredibly Funny Whether They Are Male Or Female.

As The Tories Know, The Problem With Setting Yourself Up As A Shining Example For Others To Follow Is That When You Get Caught Out, That Proverbial Substance Really Hits The Fan.

I Often Tell Audiences At The Start Of My Shows That I'm Not Gay Because I've Got Petitions From Lesbian Groups Saying 'can You Tell People You're Heterosexual Because You're Giving Us A Bad Name.'