Does Anyone Really Go Into Nursing Intending

I Just Don't Like Travelling Very Much.

What Could Be Funnier Than A Fat Person Trying To Run A Marathon?

The Comedian Sticks As Religiously To Her Theme As A Dancer Sticks To A Diet.

I Tried To Eat Better Too, But When You're On Tour You Literally Just Eat Some Hideous Pork Pie On The Motorway On The Way To A Show. It's A Really Unhealthy Lifestyle: You're Up Late, Drinking Loads Of Coffee To Stay Awake, Drinking Loads Of Alcohol Because You're Socialising With People.

My Preference Is Swimming In The Sea. I Find The Sea Is More Liberating, Wild And Good Fun Rather Than Plodding Up And Down A Pool.