Madness Isn't Altogether A Bad Thing In

I've Always Liked To Think I Could Do Anything I Wished As Well As - If Not Better Than - A Man. But I Wasn't Very Good At Rally Driving.

I've Never Been A Fan Of Euphemism.

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.

I Thought I Was Funny As A Kid. I Used To Play Tricks On My Brothers - I'd Tie A Two-shilling Piece To A Bit Of Cotton, Then Pull It Away As They Went To Grab It.

It's Got Too Much Hard Work Slapping Them And Telling Them To Shut Up.