I'd Love To Live In Kent But

I Never Think, 'where Am I Going To Be In A Year's Time?' That Seems To Be A Sure Way Of Missing The Fact That You Might Be Quite Happy Now.

You Know It's Time For A New Year's Resolution To Lose Weight When You Step On A Talking Scale And It Says, "one At A Time, Please.

Madness Isn't Altogether A Bad Thing In Comedy.

It's Got Too Much Hard Work Slapping Them And Telling Them To Shut Up.

It's Very Difficult To Learn Not To Take Nasty Heckles Personally.