My Dad's A Very Sensitive Man, But

I Don't Like Doing Stand-up, Because I Don't Like Standing Up.

I Like To Shock People.

I Can Honestly Say I've Never Sold Any Arms To A Repressive Foreign Regime While Reassuring Everyone At Home That The Weapons Will Be Used For Nice Things.

My Mum Always Felt That Women Deserved As Much As Men, And Should Have As Much Power, So I Suppose I Opted To Go Into A Very Male-dominated Arena To Try And Prove That.

I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.