Why Do They Call It An Asteroid

Behind The Proscenium Arch, You Can't Always Hear What People In The Audience Are Saying.

If You Haven't Heard A Good Rumour By 11:00am, Start One.

A Mate Of Mine Has Just Told Me He's Shagging His Girlfriend And Her Twin, I Said How Can You Tell Them Apart, He Said "her Brothers Got A Moustache!"

I Think The Longer Britain Is In Europe The Better.

Wisdom Isn't An Old Guy On Top Of A Mountain In A Loin Cloth. It Isn't An Answer. It's A Question.