People Die All The Time. It's Just

Never Trust People Who've Only Got One Book.

People Who Announce They Are Going To The Toilet. Thanks That's An Image I Really Didn't Need.

There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June And Winter.

Honestly Some Folk Will Take Offence At Anything, I Met A Bloke With No Legs This Morning While At The Bus Stop, All I Asked Was "how Are You Getting On?"

Learn To Feel Sorry For Music Because, Although It Is The International Language, It Has No Swear Words.