I Like Salvador Dali And Rene Magritte.

I Used To Have Mad Cow's Disease, But I'm Alright Nooooooooow.

I Have Been Made Redundant Before And It Is A Terrible Blow; Redundant Is A Rotten Word Because It Makes You Think You Are Useless.

Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy Objects.

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

I Don't Believe In Angels, No. But I Do Have A Wee Parking Angel. It's On My Dashboard And You Wind It Up. The Wings Flap And It's Supposed To Give You A Parking Space. It's Worked So Far.