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Save The Trees? Trees Are The Main Cause Of Forest Fires!

I Am Totally, Absolutely Romantic. When I Broke Up With A Girl I Would Listen To The Most Heart-breaking Music And Make It Worse. That's What Girls Do. I Think I Am A Girl Really.

So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?

Whenever I Wear Something Expensive It Looks Stolen.

There's Nothing Like It, But It's Not As Good As You Think It's Going To Be. . . . I Was Disappointed Because There Are Records Of People Finding Things That Have Been There For Years. I Was Hoping For A Shirt Button, Or My Club's Badge - But Not A Sausage.