Politically Correct Is The Language Of Cowardice.

Sometimes There's A Tackiness About Route 66 That Out-tacks Any Tackiness I've Ever Seen Anywhere Else. And The Meramec Caverns Are The Pinnacle Of That Tack.

I Set Out To Be A Cross Between Lenny Bruce And Robert The Bruce - My Main Thrust Was The Body And Its Functions And Malfunctions - The Absurdity Of The Thing.

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

Never Trust A Man, Who When Left Alone With A Tea Cosey... Doesn't Try It On.

A Lot Of People Are Too Easily Offended. Religious People, For Instance. They've Been Offending Other People For Centuries.