Never Trust People Who've Only Got One

I Don't Aim To Offend.

Politically Correct Is The Language Of Cowardice.

The More You Know The Less The Better.

I Have Been Made Redundant Before And It Is A Terrible Blow; Redundant Is A Rotten Word Because It Makes You Think You Are Useless.

On George W Bush: That Man Sits At That Desk In The White House With The Button That Can End The World. My Father's Younger Than Him And We Don't Give Him The Controls For The Television.