Learn To Feel Sorry For Music Because,

Learn To Feel Sorry For Music Because, Although It Is The International Language, It Has No Swear Words.

Avoid People Who Say They Know The Answer. Keep The Company Of People Who Are Trying To Understand The Question.

I Don't Know Why I Should Have To Learn Algebra... I'm Never Likely To Go There.

I Worry About Ridiculous Things, You Know, How Does A Guy Who Drives A Snowplough Get To Work In The Morning. ... That Can Keep Me Awake For Days.

Honestly Some Folk Will Take Offence At Anything, I Met A Bloke With No Legs This Morning While At The Bus Stop, All I Asked Was "how Are You Getting On?"