I Have Been Made Redundant Before And

The Religion In Scotland Is One Of The Most Patronising Things... After The Weather.

I Used To Have Mad Cow's Disease, But I'm Alright Nooooooooow.

I Was Brought Up As A Catholic. I've Got A-level Guilt.

The Great Thing About Glasgow Is That If There's A Nuclear Attack It'll Look Exactly The Same Afterwards.

I've Always Liked It Here. Part Of Me Is Irish. My Family Comes From The West Coast, So Whenever I Come To Ireland I Get A Wee Tingling In My Heart That I'm Where I Belong.