Why Are There No Windows In The

I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With A Punchline.

If You're Going To Do An Interview About A Movie Or Anything Like That, You're Vulnerable. You Say Stupid Things. Or If You're Applying For A Green Card You Feel Very Vulnerable And You're Likely To Spout Out Something Stupid In The Middle Of It All.

My Parents Used To Take Me To The Pet Department And Tell Me It Was A Zoo.

Revolution Was Written Into The U.s. Constitution So It's Like They're In A Constant State Of Revolution. But Then Again, Happiness Is Written Into Their Constitution As Well, Which Makes Them Pretty Unique.

Chic Murray Once Told Me He Fell In The Street, And A Woman Said To Him, "did You Fall?" He Said, "no, I'm Tryin' To Break A Bar Of Chocolate In My Back Pocket."