I Don't Aim To Offend.

My Parents Used To Take Me To The Pet Department And Tell Me It Was A Zoo.

The Human Race Has Been Set Up. Someone, Somewhere, Is Playing A Practical Joke On Us. Apparently, Women Need To Feel Loved To Have Sex. Men Need To Have Sex To Feel Loved. How Do We Ever Get Started.

Once You Become Successful, People Know Where You Live, The Type Of House You Live In, The Kind Of Car You Drive, The Clothes You Wear, And So It Would Be Patronising To Go And Talk Like A Welder. Welding's A Mystery To Me Now. You Can't Go Back, Your Life Changes Every Day.

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

I Love Los Angeles. It Reinvents Itself Every Two Days.