I Don't Aim To Offend.

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

If You're Going To Do An Interview About A Movie Or Anything Like That, You're Vulnerable. You Say Stupid Things. Or If You're Applying For A Green Card You Feel Very Vulnerable And You're Likely To Spout Out Something Stupid In The Middle Of It All.

If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?

When You're Eating Something And Someone Asks 'is That Nice?' No It's Really Revolting - I Always Eat Stuff I Hate.

Avoid People Who Say They Know The Answer. Keep The Company Of People Who Are Trying To Understand The Question.