Try To Catch A Trout And Experience

What Always Staggers Me Is That When People Blow Their Noses, They Always Look Into Their Hankies To See What Came Out. What Do They Expect To Find?

I've Always Wanted To Go To Switzerland To See What The Army Does With Those Wee Red Knives.

If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?

I've Been Very Lucky Because I've Always Had Movies To Do. So If I Got Bored Between Shows A Movie Would Turn Up.

I Set Out To Be A Cross Between Lenny Bruce And Robert The Bruce - My Main Thrust Was The Body And Its Functions And Malfunctions - The Absurdity Of The Thing.