When You Get Hit By A Car

I Don't Like When Juice Wears Tights, Its A Horrible Combination When Juice Wears Tights.

There's Always Someone In Every Group Of Friends That Nobody Likes.

We Never Had A Pool, Right. So One Summer, I Remember. My Dad, To Make Me Happy. You Know I Was Bummed Out Cause We Didn't Have The Pool. So One Summer He Bought Us This Thing. It Was Yellow, You Laid It On The Lawn, Sprayed It With The Water, Run Across. Slip N' Slide. Yeah. Would Have Been Fun If Dad Checked For Rocks Before He Laid It Down! Slip N' Bleed From The Anus They Should Have Called This Ride.

I Say God Bless You... I Don't Say Bless You... I'm Not The Lord. I Can't Do That...

When You See Somebody Walking Down The Street Wearing A Superman T-shirt, You Just Want To Shoot Them In The Chest ... When They Start To Bleed Go, I Guess Not