List Of Gorillas Quotes

I Came Face-to-face With A Gorilla Which Was Quite Good, But It Was A 10-hour Trek In Bad Weather, Up Hills, Covered In Mud, With Mosquitoes Everywhere And When We Got There The Gorilla's Just Sat There Doing Nowt.

Did You Hear The One About The Woman Who Is Attacked On The Street By A Gorilla, Beaten Senseless, Raped Repeatedly, And Left To Die? When She Finally Regains Consciousness And Tries To Speak, Her Doctor Leans Over To Hear Her Sigh Contently And To Feebly Ask, 'where Is That Marvelous Ape?'

Gorilla Tourism Is Vital To Rwanda's Economy: It's The Third Highest Source Of Income.

Gorillas Are Still Wild Creatures. That's Made Very Clear When You Observe Them In Nature. They Charge And Perform Other Displays That Are Terrifying By Design. But They Don't Attack Unless They Feel Threatened.

Gorillas Are Almost Altruistic In Nature. There's Very Little If Any 'me-itis.' When I Get Back To Civilization I'm Always Appalled By 'me, Me, Me.'

I Have No Friends. The More You Learn About The Dignity Of The Gorilla, The More You Want To Avoid People.

Put Another Way, The Chimpanzees' Closest Relative Is Not The Gorilla But Humans.

Recent Discoveries About Apes Suggest, However, That A Gorilla Or Common Chimp Stands At Least As Good A Chance Being Murdered As The Average Human.

I Was Doing Comedy In Laundry Mats In 1992, Literally Where I Would Bring A Little Gorilla Amp And A Lapel Mike And Just Start Performing.

The Need For Novelty Is The Characteristic Of An Alienated Gorilla.

I Have No Patience Whatever With These Gorilla Damnifications Of Humanity.

Social Security's Not The Hard One To Solve. Medicare, That Is The Gorilla In The Room, And You've Got To Put All Of It On The Table.