I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years.

I'm Always Going To Be Someone That People Enjoy Watching.

I Got Home From Work Today And Took Like A One Hundred Hour Nap. No You Did Not. You'd Be Very Sick If You Were Taking One Hundred Hour Naps. That's A Coma! If You Said You Took A Coma After Work I'd Be Able To Follow The Story.

I Am An Observer, I Like To Watch People. I Am Into Psychology And People - How They Act And Such.

I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics A Lot.

Nothing Is A Better Icebreaker Than A Great Joke.