I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years.

Losing My Mind Sounds So Pessimistic. I Prefer The Term Winning My Insanity.

I Don't Write Any Of My Material Down. I Like To Improvise And Be Spontaneous.

When You're On A Movie Set And You Are Hopefully Making A Comedy, Everyone's Stifling Their Laughter. You're Looking At The Crew Guys, Hoping Someone Is Making That Face Like, And Not Like, This Is Not Working Out, Man.

You Know Your Gut Instincts Are Spot On About A Person When You Can Also Detect A Water Source In The Soil Beneath Them.

Sometimes The Only Solution Is Figuring Out A Bigger Problem To Focus On.