When I'm Wrong I'm Like The Emperor

When You Hand Someone A Camera, Why Do They Act Like You Just Asked Them To Dissemble A Bomb? They Take It And They're Like, 'what Do I Do ... I Don't Really ... Ha-huh ...' Yeah, It's The Button On The Top Right Where It Always Is Since The Beginning Of #*@! Time!

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.

Drive, Ego And Cocksureness Are All Essential Elements In Terms Of Getting Exactly What You Want But Losing Everything You've Got.

I'm Shooting A Pilot Based On My Show. It's A One-camera Show. I Play Myself.

There's Always Someone In Every Group Of Friends That Nobody Likes.