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You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.
-Dane Cook
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You Know You're Lazy When You Run
Dane Cook
You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.
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