I've Always Read Books And Loved Human

If You're Drunk Please Don't Drive. If You're On Shrooms Please Don't Think Walmart's A Prison For Bad Clothing That Needs Help Escaping.

It's Hard To Be Happy For Someone When You Know Deep Down They'd Kill You If They Had The Chance.

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?

Nice Teeth Is A Turn On For Me. If You Open Your Mouth And It Looks Like A Battle Of Epic Proportions, I Don't Like It.

I Don't Like People That Litter. If You Don't Throw A Wrapper In The Trashcan And You Just Toss It Out On The Ground I Wanna Take You And Toss You Into Outer Space.