If You're Drunk Please Don't Drive. If

When You're Not In Love, When You Don't Have Love, Everybody You Know Falls In Love.

I Would Still Have Old Ladies Come Up To Me After The Show And Pat Me On The Cheek After I Had Said All This Vulgar Stuff. They Would Be Like, 'oh You're A Silly Boy - We Know You're Just Playing.

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.

Three Weeks Ago One Of My Dreams Came True. I Finally Got To See Something I Always Wanted To Witness Live. I Finally Saw Someone Get Hit By A Car... Nailed!

I Have A New Saying, What I See In Vegas, I Am Telling Everybody.