If You're Drunk Please Don't Drive. If

I Was Being Chased By A Giant Crab. That's Not Funny.

Comedy Is Immediate. Comedy Is A Solo Mission. You're All By Yourself, Up There. And When You're In A Film, On A Set, It's A Collaborative Effort. It's About Me Being A Tool For Somebody Else To Create A Story And A Character From Nothing, From Their Imagination.

I'm Not Giving Up On Life. I'm Giving Up On Today.

I'm Interested In Doing Anything And Everything That I Can To Squeeze The Creativity Out Of My Brain. I Guess I'm Kind Of A Performance Rat, That's What I Want To Do, I Love Being On Stage If I'm Not On A Set. I Just Love Putting Creativity Into A Performance.

Sometimes The Only Solution Is Figuring Out A Bigger Problem To Focus On.