Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always

When You Get Hit By A Car Sometimes Your Shoes Will Fly Off, Sometimes Your Pants Will Come Off, But I Was Not Fortunate Enough To See The Pants Portion.

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.

I'm Shooting A Pilot Based On My Show. It's A One-camera Show. I Play Myself.

Any Guy That Refers To Dating Women As The Hunt Or Being On The Prowl Should Be Evaluated For A Number Of Conditions.

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.