It's Hard To Be Happy For Someone

Text A Guy You Like Right Now, "i'm Thinking About You." If He Says, "mmm Are You In Bed?" Never Speak To Him Again He's A Lifelong Moron.

I Like To Play Guitar, Jam Out, Play The Blues, Go Watch Movies. I Love Movies.

Even When I Go To A Salad Bar, I Need To Feel Like I'm One Of The First People There.

I'm Always Going To Be Someone That People Enjoy Watching.

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.