I'm Fine, I Am Just Going To

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!

Sometimes The Only Solution Is Figuring Out A Bigger Problem To Focus On.

If A Kid Is Really Interested In Wanting To Have A Career In Aviation, He's Actually Learning And Getting Some Of The [basics], Not Even Just Fringe. There Are Things In Here That Movie [planes] About Like The Pulp Of An Engine, And It's The Actual Engine, The Actual Parts And Pieces. So I Felt Like I Got Schooled As Well. I Learned A Lot Just Being In There And Doing That.

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.