I'm Fine, I Am Just Going To

When You Don't Have Love, It's Like There's A Party Going On, And Everybody Was Invited, Except For You. And You Just Happened To Be Walking By That House In The Rain...

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

When I Have A Really Hot Date At A Show, I Definitely Make It A Point To Use Her Name. The Girls Really Love That.

We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna Cry, And We're All Gonna Take Painful Shits.

I Found Someones Passport On The Ground Tonight. Where Do You Sell These Things?