I'm Fine, I Am Just Going To

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.

Even When I Go To A Salad Bar, I Need To Feel Like I'm One Of The First People There.

My Mom And Dad Passed Away From Cancer. Within Nine Months, I Lost Both Of My Folks. Immediately After That, I Had A Horrible Betrayal Where My Brother, Who Worked For Me, Stole A Lot Of My Money. He's In Jail Now.

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!