Any Guy That Refers To Dating Women

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.

I'm Quitting The Business Today. I'm Going To Open Up An Appliance Store, I've Always Really Been Into Toasters. I'm Giving It All Up.

I Think That People Who Do Enjoy My Stand-up Comedy And The People Who Get It And The People Who Are Taken In By It, They See That I'm A Guy That Has Love Of The Game.

My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.

I Don't Write Any Of My Material Down. I Like To Improvise And Be Spontaneous.