If You're 1 Of The 3 Girls

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

I'm Always Going To Be Someone That People Enjoy Watching.

When You Get Hit By A Car Sometimes Your Shoes Will Fly Off, Sometimes Your Pants Will Come Off, But I Was Not Fortunate Enough To See The Pants Portion.

A Couple Of Days Back, I Got Into A Car Accident. Not My Fault. Even If It's Not Your Fault, The Other Person Gets Out Of Their Car And Looks At You Like It's Your Fault: Why Did You Stop At A Red Light And Let Me Hit You Doing 80!

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!