I'm Always Going To Be Someone That

Anger Has A Way Of Seeping Into Every Other Emotion And Planting Itself In There.

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?

No One Wants To Drown. Drowning Would Be The Worst. Cause Everyone Knows That Feeling. That Feeling, Oh It's The Worst... When You Think You're Drowning.

I Was Told By A Girl Once That I Should Teach A Course On How To Kiss Properly. I Thought That Was Really A Nice Compliment. I Then Asked Her What She Thought About My Sexual Prowess And She Recommended I Talk To A Guy She Used To Date. Body Blow.

I Can't Watch A Woman Play With Herself - To Me, It Looks Like A Dj Working The Turntables... Dj Diddles.