I'm Quitting The Business Today. I'm Going

I Have New Ideas Every Day, And I Always Want To Take On New Challenges.

My Favorite Sexual Position Is When The Girl Is Facing Mecca And I Am Fighting Off A Wolf.

The Whole Thing With Comedy Is That You Are Always In Control. Writer, Director, Actor, Producer, And Sometimes Bouncer. And You Are Just A Piece Of Their Puzzle.

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.

If You're Drunk Please Don't Drive. If You're On Shrooms Please Don't Think Walmart's A Prison For Bad Clothing That Needs Help Escaping.