When You Are Doing Stand-up Comedy, You

I'm Always Going To Be Someone That People Enjoy Watching.

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.

Valentine's Day Is A Time To Celebrate The Joy Of Being In Love. Unless You're Single & Lonely Then It's Called Laundry Day.

I Can't Watch A Woman Play With Herself - To Me, It Looks Like A Dj Working The Turntables... Dj Diddles.

I Work With A Lot Of Kids. Every Year, For The Past Fifteen Years, I Work At Comedy Camp Where I Work With A Lot Of Kids.