When You Are Doing Stand-up Comedy, You

I Have Faith In All Mankind. Well,not Faith Really, More Like Hopeful Suspicion. And Not "all" But 5 People. Mankind Meaning Computers.

I'm Sure That People Who Have Been Tweeting Funny Things Have Ended Up On Writing Staffs Of A Late Night Show.

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.

We All Hope For Breakthrough Rebirth Moments. When You're Headed For A Breakthrough Moment, It's Kind Of Scary Because You Say, 'if I Break Through Then I Have To Make Great Change In My Life.'

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.