Ma'am, Are You Trying To Molest Me

A Couple Of Days Back, I Got Into A Car Accident. Not My Fault. Even If It's Not Your Fault, The Other Person Gets Out Of Their Car And Looks At You Like It's Your Fault: Why Did You Stop At A Red Light And Let Me Hit You Doing 80!

I'm Sure That People Who Have Been Tweeting Funny Things Have Ended Up On Writing Staffs Of A Late Night Show.

I Get So Into The Moment.

You Can Easily Tell If A Person Is Lying And Cheating On You If They Say, I Love You. I Would Never Lie To You Or Cheat On You.

I Say God Bless You... I Don't Say Bless You... I'm Not The Lord. I Can't Do That...