I Can't Watch A Woman Play With

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.

Here's The Thing About Red Sox Fans, Or Actually Just Fans From That Region, In General: They Appreciate The Effort. And If You Mail It In Or If You Give 80 Percent, Even With A Win, They'll Let You Know That's Not How You Do It. They Want - If It's Comedian, If It's A Musician, Bring Us Your Best Show.

When A Guy Says "i Have No Idea What You're Talking About" It Means "i'm Thinking Of Exactly What You're Saying I Did While I Lie To You."

I'm A Late-night Guy.

Nothing Is A Better Icebreaker Than A Great Joke.