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I Never Leave A Dog Alone In A Car On A Hot Day. I Make Sure It's With An Elderly Person Holding A Baby.

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.

It's Amazing How Dumb People Can Impress You With How Much Stupider They Can Be When They Really Assert Themselves.

Vince Vaughn Is A Genuine Person, Awesome Guy. He'll Come To A Lot Of My Shows. It's Not That Often That You Can Meet Someone As Cool As Vince.

A Lot Of Comics Are Kind Of Vampire Types; We Do Our Shows And Disappear Into The Night. My Philosophy Was, This Is Like Politics, And If I Want People To Know About My Campaign, I'm Going To Go Out There And Shake Hands.