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I Grew Up Very Self-loathing. I Was A Phobic. I Had Anxiety. I Had Panic Attacks.

I'm Sure That People Who Have Been Tweeting Funny Things Have Ended Up On Writing Staffs Of A Late Night Show.

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.

Listening To Evanescence Makes Me Want To Break Up With A Girl In Real Time As A Giant Antique Hourglass Falls To The Floor In Slow Motion.

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!