It's Amazing How Dumb People Can Impress

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!

After You Have Loss In Your Life And After You Experience Something Like Losing Your Parents, The Greatest Gift Of That Was It Prepared Me For [anything]. Nothing Else Is As Scary, And Certainly Stand-up Comedy Is Not As Scary As Sitting There With Your Mom And Having To Have Last Conversations And Things Like That. It's Heavy Stuff, But It's Enlightening Because It Makes Me Think I Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Sharing Ideas And Thoughts With People. It's The Yin And The Yang Of Life.

Valentine's Day Is A Time To Celebrate The Joy Of Being In Love. Unless You're Single & Lonely Then It's Called Laundry Day.

Sometimes, When A Person Gains A Lot Of Success At A Very Young Age, They Become Targets, And It's Really Easy To Follow The Crowds And Not Make Independent Decisions Based On Truly How You Feel.

In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be Instant.